Day 93: I don’t drink because…

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I don’t drink because…

1. I like to keep a clear head.

2. I’m just not very good at it.

3. alcohol wrecks my sleep.

4. my life is more predictable without it.

5. I hate hangovers.

6. I’m too old for that shit.

7. I like wine but it doesn’t like me.

8. I look prettier sober. (bats eyelashes)

9. um..it contains ethanol, so…

10. sobriety suits me.

 

 

 

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